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You rub your temples in a slow, circular motion. Having migraines while being pregnant was NOT fun. Though pregnancy was supposed to be a beautiful thing, but for the last nine months, you've felt like you've been placed into a living hell. Well, maybe you're exaggerating a little bit, but it hasn't exactly been easy. What with the food cravings, morning sickness, mood swings, swollen ankles and back pain, it certainly felt like a little slice of hell.


For a moment, you actually felt a bit sorry for the Spaniard, who had to go through your constant mood swings and frequent trips to the grocery store. But nonetheless, he was very understanding despite the fact he was a clueless airhead. It made you smile a bit and appreciate him just a bit more. Then the dull throbbing in your head finally made itself known once more, and you scowled slightly. Hauling yourself up from the couch with a groan, you waddled to kitchen to find coffee, hoping that the caffeine might dull the pain in your head. Besides, you hadn't tried coffee before this, so it may have a good effect. With that thought in mind, you made your way to the coffee machine.

All was quiet while you waited for the coffee pot to fill up, and your eyes closed slightly as you felt yourself relax.


"ĦHola, chica!" Boomed a voice behind you, making you stiffen.


Crap...


Your moment of quiet was short lived as the Spaniard practically broke down the door and hugged you tightly. The previous appreciation you'd felt earlier evaporating, you gave an annoyed sigh. However, despite your annoyance, you turned your head and gave the Spaniard a quick peck on the cheek.


"Hey Toni."


Antonio looked down at you, frowning.


"You missed!" He pouted and pointed at his lips.


Rolling your eyes, you made a show of leaning over and giving him a small kiss, flushing slightly at the satisfied grin of the Spaniard. Then Antonio's expression shifted once more into a pout as he made a small whining noise.


"T-that's all you get!"


Antonio frowned for a moment, obviously a bit disappointed. However, his personality popped up again when he smiled and crouched down to wrap his arms around your distended stomach.


"And hello to you too, mi hija (1)!"


You sighed in defeat and began to run your fingers through his chocolate brown curls. He was too cute for his own good.


Antonio laughed as he heard your stomach grumble in hunger and vibrate on his cheek.


"Somebody's hungry, I see." He teased, standing up and poking your cheek. Flushing, you shooed his hand away.


"Shut up! I'm eating for two here!"


He chuckled. "Do you want me to get you something, querida?"


You thought for a second as he walked into the kitchen.


"Scones."


He nearly tripped and fell on his face.


"....... Huh?"


"I want scones." You stated bluntly.


"....... You're kidding, right?"


"No."


"......."


You winning the argument (if you could even call it that), you made him drive down to his old rival , Arthur, despite him saying that it would kill you. They actually weren't that bad.


Pregnancy was really something.



~Many scones later~



The Spaniard was staring at you again, this time more bemused and somewhat amazed, his mouth in a half-smile, half-smirk. Feeling a bit uncomfortable with it, you look away, taking another bite of the scone.


"Stop staring." You mumbled with a mouthful of scone.


"You're still alive... You must be Chuck Norris!"


You rolled your eyes.


"Idiot..."
I fail at fluff. It always ends up to be somewhat crack-ish. Oh well ^^; Also, I don't know what the deal is with scones. I think they're pretty good........... XD


(1) Mi hija- my little girl

EDIT- Urgh!!! I had to change the translation sooooo many times. Spanish! Why you so confusing!? :iconwhyyounoplz:


Hetalia (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
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:iconally-luvs-hetalia:
Ally-luvs-HETALIA Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
...I don't like English food, it's to bland...And I'm from America...I prefer Spanish or French foods...
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:iconstcabbie:
STCabbie Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
With ALL the Cornish clotted cream and jam!
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:iconnightcrawlerlover99:
nightcrawlerlover99 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Scones are actually REALLY good. And this is coming from an American XD
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:iconcanadamadelinewillam:
True they are very yummy especially and this coming from another American :)
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:iconmonokuma2018:
monokuma2018 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
Immortal: that is what you are if you can eat those weapons of mass destruction and still live O.o
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Thecrazytardis5 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"You're still alive... You must be Chuck Norris!"
OMG OMG OMG  OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMGOMGGHBD NHGCSBHDJCSBDVGCSYDHVBSDVFGHSDF WHY CHUCK?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BOYYYYOne of the scariest zelda moments... EVER. Link Shocked Groot is angry Goodbye grandma. 
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IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm actually British...I love scones! Especially Caerphilly Cheese scones, mmmm...
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:iconcaitlintrancy:
CaitlinTrancy Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
Same here. I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE GROSS.

omg cry 
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IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconcheeseplz: + :iconsconeplz: = NOM NOM. So good ;-; but for some reason I don't really like tea.
And the stereotype of us being bad cooks, not really true XD not to brag, but I think I'm a pretty competent chef. Yeah, I do get its just for Hetalia, but...y'know.
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:iconcaitlintrancy:
CaitlinTrancy Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
I don't really like tea either, and when everyone says we have bad teeth is not true. Why all these stereotypes. 
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IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Student General Artist
WAIIII ;-; and we're not all Harry Potter/Shakespeare freaks XD or proper with top hats and moustachios. Or over the top accents >~<
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:iconcaitlintrancy:
CaitlinTrancy Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
WHY ALL DESE MISCONCEPTIONS?

Rainbow doge emote 
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:iconihavetoomanyocs123:
IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Waiiii?!
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:iconcaitlintrancy:
CaitlinTrancy Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
Cry forever omg cry SpongeBob (Cries) Jake crying plz France and England (Abduct...) [V1] APH England: Scared 
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zekromarts Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Lol I'm dead with the scone part
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AnimeKitty2014 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
The last part I died laughing XD
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CathyTheOtaku Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So that's the secret on how to get immunity for England's scones!!!
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HetaliaLover10113 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
My mind: OMG! Pregnancy causes immunity to Iggy's deadly scones! I SHALL GET PREGNANT MORE OFTEN NOW!

My body: Haha, Brain you crack me up! LOL. Nope.

My mind: 😶

My body: 😇
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ArtemisHuntandMusic Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ha ha, this is funny :D (Big Grin) .....Darn it! Now I want scones (not Iggy's of course):( (Sad) No, I disagree! 
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InuAshi86 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...

I started laughing when it said "Pregnancy is really something" as I are the scones... XD
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kawaiibunny4 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I never treys a scone
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multifanloveMMM Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
The english is more confusing
mi hija = my daughter.   
Tan fácil como eso..... 
That easy like that....
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Yoloingeveryday Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lol, Yush~! We're spain's Chuck Norris x3
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:icontreiannecalne:
treiannecalne Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student Artist
 CHUCK NORRIS!!! hahahahahahahahhhaa
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Sisiko-Cdm Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
well...it so...cute <3 i love it 
wait....Arthur´s scones.....i really don't imagine me eating THAT think   TTnTT I will be die
But serious....I'm laughing so hard...you little....think 
(And really i´m Spanish and i think you do a excellent work ĦHermoso muchacha! xDD)
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Tairulz Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
OMG! OMG! HAHAHHAHA LOL arthur's scones?! Chuck Norris?! I just about DIED laughing! :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) La la la la La la la la La la la la 
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Quathra Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Take mah favorite and mah comment! You lie!!!! You can write such fluffiness!!!! Thumbs up!La la la la La la la la :happybounce: :happybounce: Love 
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cp4evers Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
oh damn...... i want arthurs scones!?!
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DemigodArtist Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my gosh, I guess I am pregnant. I think that Arthur's scones are 'okay.' 0-0 :iconhellnoplz:
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Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I like it
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ZelinkerTeam Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I loved this! :D
(But just so you know: 'Mi hija' means 'My daughter'. I just saw that and felt the need to tell you ^^;)
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SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Omg IM ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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englandamerica Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
" your still alive you must be chuck norris" i died of laugher
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animeismy Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist
Chuck Norris and I were born on the same day! Maybe he passed on some Chuck Norrisness to me!!!
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Fortheloveofchaos Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
...
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.....I can't
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........I
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megibabe Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Student General Artist
piece of advice to everyone: do not read the comment section while sitting in class! XD
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SonJessica Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You must be chuck Norris? Oh god those jokes have officially left our shores now lol
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Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Lol I get it. Because no one can't eat Iggy's scones without A) dying. B) Going to the hospital. and C) Being Chuck Norris.
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bankotsulover2001 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013
I am chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wildgirl509 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
You must be Chuck Norris!

If I was, I'd round house kick my pregnancy!!!!!
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ZelinkerTeam Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD
Oh god, dat ending X'D
(And "Mi hija" means "My daughter". Just sayin' :))
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:iconcoloredlullabies:
ColoredLullabies Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Chuck Norris once round house kicked the earth, and its still spinning to this day.
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:icondviantae:
Dviantae Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
that made my day!
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:iconcoloredlullabies:
ColoredLullabies Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student General Artist
C: yay!!!
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GrellKagamine Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"You're still alive... You must be Chuck Norris!":| (Blank Stare) Happy Sarcasm APH: onion austria I am apparently Chuck Norris all bow down!~
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:iconlunaveon:
Lunaveon Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
So cute!
(And the picture!)
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:iconfemale-canada:
Female-Canada Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Anyone else to that spongebob rainbow imagination thing when reading the title?
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TexanCowgirluvsLovi Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i can see that....Llama Emoji 43 (Yawn) [V2] 
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Female-Canada Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lolol
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Yao-Wang-fangirl Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice.
Chuck Norris was once struck by lightning. That is why Lightning never strikes the same place twice; Chuck Norris is looking for it.
:iconawesomeplz:
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