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Just one week away from the most important day of a high school girl. Prom. According to the prissy girls from school at least. You hated that word so much. Why should you have to buy a dress that costs hundreds of dollars just so you could wear it once for a couple of hours. It just didn't make sense to you. You would rather stay home, sitting on the couch with your favorite ice cream, and laugh at the stupid people that are wasting their time and money at a stupid dance. You hated dances that much. But knowing your mom, she wasn't going to let that fly. You are more or less being forced to go, whether you liked it or not.

~At school~

"________!!!" (f/n) squealed as she almost tackled you to the ground.

"Eh?... What is it?" You asked, feeling an anime sweat drop roll down you temple.

"Matt! The Matt Williams, just asked me out to prom!"

Oh hell no.

"Ehehehe... That's great..."

"I know! Right?"

Fuck no! There is no way in hell I'm letting her go out with THAT guy. If he tries to take her virginity, I swear, I will kick him in the b-

"Oh yeah! Do you have a date to the prom, ________?"

"Not really."

"You should ask Al! It can be like a double date!"

Hell. To. The. No.

"Haha, yeeeah. No way that's going to happen."

(f/n) pouted. "Come on, ________! It would be fun!"

What part of that is fun!?

To be honest, you hated Al. You hated his guts. He would always tease you at lunch and in between classes. He seemed to make bothering you a hobby of his. To be blunt, it's extremely annoying. He is also pretty popular at school, which is another reason you dislike him. He was a baseball All-star. All the guys wanted to be him and all the girls just want to be with him. You had to admit, he was pretty good looking. But why couldn't he just bother some other girl? Surely, there had to be much prettier girls (ones that actually WANT his attention) that he could bother.

"Oh! There he is now!" (f/n) pointed excitedly.

And there he was. The brown-haired asshole that gets on your nerves so much. He met your gaze, stared for a few seconds, then gave you a cocky grin.

That asshole...

"Look! He's coming this way! I think I'll leave you guys alone!" (f/n) spun around and skipped happily towards Matt.

"Wait! Don't leave me with this g-"

"'Sup, babe?"

You sighed and slowly turned around.

"'Sup, numb-nuts?" You said mockingly.

"Well, that's not very nice." He pouted, took your face in his hands, and began to pinch your cheeks.

"Owowowowowowowow! What the hell do you want?"

"Look, I need to ask you something."

"What?" You asked bitterly while rubbing your abused cheeks.

"...Go to the dance with me?"

... Eh?

You felt your face heat up. "W-what?"

"Look, I'm not saying it again. Yes or no?"

"No!" You said defiantly.

You spun around on your heel and walked away heatedly.

Al smirked. "Hmmm... feisty AND cute. She really is something... I need to make her mine."

~At the dance~

You let out a long sigh and leaned against the wall awkwardly as a slow song started to play. Well, I'm here mom. Happy now? You wore a (l/s) (d/c) that your mom picked out. You just wanted the dance to end as quickly as possible so you can take off the ridiculous dress and wipe off the cruddy makeup.

"Well, look what we have here. You're looking sexy tonight."

"What do you want, Al?" You sighed.

"Not dancing?"

"I don't dance." You said flatly.

"Sure you do. Come dance with me."

"I'm good."

"Sorry, babe. I don't take no for an answer twice." He took your arms and dragged you to the dance floor.

"H-hey! Hold on a second."

"Not a chance, doll." He wrapped his arms around your waist and buried his face in the crook of your neck.

You stood there awkwardly, not sure what to do, as everyone slow danced around you. Finally, you just sighed in surrender and wrapped your arms around his neck.

After a few minutes of swaying, you felt his hands travel south.

"Al..." You growled.

"Just having some fun." He said giving your butt a few pats.

"I will hurt you."

"But you have such a nice pair of b-"

He was stopped abruptly as you stomped on his foot.

"Owowow! Okay, I'll stop... Ah well, love hurts."

You blushed furiously at the last part, which barely came out audible.

"Wah!? What do you mean love h-"

He placed a soft kiss on your lips.

What!? You mind went blank, trying to process what just happened.

"W-what do you think your- Eep!" You squeaked quietly as he gave you a light bite on your neck.

"You make such cute noises."

"I do not! Stop teasing me! It's not funny!"

"Teasing? Yeah... Let's keep it like that..."


"C'mon, the dance is over. I'll take you home." He said guiding you towards the exit.

"I-I can go home by myself! I don't need your help!"

"No you can't. A girl can't go home by herself at night."

You blushed. Maybe... just maybe... He isn't so bad after all.

"Now come on!" He smacked you on the ass. "Can't have other guys looking at MY girl."

"Who the hell said I was yours!?"

This asshole...
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Another tsundere reader insert :iconyayamericaplz:

:iconwtfisthisplz: Oh god... I should never be allowed to write again! :iconcraiplz: :iconheaddeskplz: I tried to get his personality right :shrug: Oh well

You (c) :iconsexyrussiaplz: Because you shall become one with Mother Russia, Da?
Just kidding XD You belong to this guy: :icon2pamericaplz:
Hetalia (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
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X0jewelz Featured By Owner May 28, 2016  Student
Wait so why do people pay hundreds to athousand dollars on a dress for proms? I like my towns version better... Whoo a random place in the woods where people get drunk, dance, and basically everything else, the cops only care if you try to drive home drunk! 
fioleeXever1 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2016
Sorry hunk, I shall become one with Mother Russia, Da?
FionaLina Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2015
me:*takes out a sledge hammr from cleavage*
Al:*gulps* woah doll i was joking
me:too bad no-nots! *swings it and hits Al in the family jewels*
Al:*falls to knees in severe pain*
me:*walks over to Belarus and lip locks with her* mine *grabs her hand and goes to the dance floor*
Belarus:*looks to Al then back at me and smiles* mine *wraps arms around waist*
Al:*crawls away*
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016
Me: *switches into psycho-mode and pulls spiked frying pan out of nowhere* Oh, Alfreeeed! *singsang-voice*
VodkaKun Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist
"I don't dance "
" I know you can "
" not a chance "

- High school musical 3

No regrets
zelda806 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015
this bish be cray
Daichii1 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
When she said "I dont Dance" i was listening to the song i dont Dance :shocked: 
Gothfoxgirl Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015
That would b so me but I'd be like "nuh uh bitch ah ain't going to this dance without a date that I don't wanna kill. Got that? Kay, good." Omg I feel like such a tsundere XD
hetalia-is-luv Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Student Writer
kawaii this was nice
gittacchan Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Let me be honest,I've been acting tsundere to america and his 2p,and reading smth as cute as this makes me feel..... Stupid!! I'm becoming like america himself,dammit-_-
This is really cute,tho~
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Ask2pCanadaandFaroes Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
*crys* Now I want Mother Russia....
TomboyJessie13 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Student General Artist
So I'm a Tsundere to 2P 'Merica, I like it! Heart Heart Heart Heart 
SweetHomicide Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Actually, becomiing one wiith Мать Россия doe2n't 2ound two bad...iit 2ound2 perfect!!
*run2 up to Ru22iia* IIvan!! II'll become one wiith you!! Hehe.
*grab2 Ru22iia'2 2carf and get2 flown off iintwo the 2ky on a 2unflower*
CrossTheFreak Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
"Now come on!" He smacked you on the ass. "Can't have other guys looking at MY girl."

"Who the hell said I was yours!?"

This asshole...

//That made me laugh SO hard. xD
IfYouSayYouLoveMe Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
DragoShadowing Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Da, we all show be one with another Russia.

(If I said exactly the same thing in a previous comment, forgive me, because I have the short term memory of a goldfish.)
piplup245 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
*gives weird look* da faq u say bitch? I dont belong to anyone.  
Other me- well, maybe belonging to him wouldnt be that bad. He is sexy. 
Me- 0^0
Al- oh yea. You are coming wth me doll~
Hispanicgirl1313 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Student General Artist
Me: Che! Fuck this shithole! *brings out a knife*
Al: The hell did you get a knife?!
Me: *ignores him* FRATELLO!!
2p Italy: What's wrong sorella?!
Me: Him. *points to Al* He says that I'm "his"
2p Romano: Oh, shouldn't you be proud sorella?
2p Italy: Idioto! *turns to Al with a demonic aura* If he wants sorella he has to get through me first! *brings out a switchblade*
Al: Fuck!
SageXEyelessJack Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
me: *laughs softly in the background and records the whole thing*
Matt: What are you doing?
me: Watching Al get his ass kicked, wanna join?
Matt: *shrugs* alright
Me: *winces when Al gets stabbed in the balls* thats got to hurt...
Matt: *snickers* the dumb fat-ass.
Hispanicgirl1313 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Student General Artist
Me: *is eating popcorn* Heh, that should you teach a lesson!
2p Romano: You're even worser than your fratello!
Me: Whatever.
Matt: Like brother like sister.
2p Romano: Oh come on!
SageXEyelessJack Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
Hispanicgirl1313 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Student General Artist
>: 3
SageXEyelessJack Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
>: D
QuillArts Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So THIS is how the Cold War started
PinkPurpleGreenBear Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
Me: Fuck dis shit. *runs off to russia*

Al: hey where do you think you're going doll face?

Me: TO RUSSIA! I shall never be " "yours" you asshole!

Al: really now?

Me: YES!

Al: I think not * tries to grab me but misses and gets hit on the head with Russia's pipe*

Al: the fuck?!

Russia: she is MY sunflower da?

Me: yay! Russia this asshole was trying to make me "his"

Russia: *evil aura* kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...

Me:come on russia let's go home*walks off with russia*
XxTsundereOtakuxX Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Belarus: *raises knife* GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHER!!
PinkPurpleGreenBear Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
Goooooo awayyyyyy! *runs for my life like an italian* I DON'T WANNA DIE! But wait im with 2p germany so you can keep YOUR brother I dont want him now HELP ME GOD*******DAMMIT
XxDaveStriderGirlxX Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
*runs away with Russia,Prussia and the 2p brothers* miiine~!!!
PinkPurpleGreenBear Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014
Hmmmm. Okay then.
Fusionfire123 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*becomes red* asshole..... just when you are about to make yourself look not half bad you do something retarted........ *blushes even worse* j-jerk..... (this is actually my personality in a nutshell. I do not go to dances but I do sit on my but eat ice cream and watch anime!!!!)
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
*face flushes scarlet. sulks in emo corner* this fits me way too well for comfort....
except that i wanted to go to prom (which i did; i'm not that much of a gamer sadly)
Gothic-Gummi-Bear Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha. Emo corners are the best. I couldn't relate to the Reader... I've not ever come across one where the reader doesn't get flustered so easily, nor does she(or he) fall for a character too easily. ;-;. I mean, when I find a reader insert which I can relate to, my life will be complete.

I will join you in the emo corner, but for a different reason. *Sighs*
Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
Ha! I skipped prom and played video games! Good thing too cuz someone brought weed to it and the cops came -_-"
Mylittlecloney Featured By Owner May 23, 2014
Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
I know right? At least my prom night was more well spent then theirs *shrugs*
LaurenJr Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
That describes my exact emotions to prom! I intend on getting out of it if I can.....
ShionxZero Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Chapter2!!! XD
PrussiaLover01 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
damn hehe smooth move there
Marshallismyking Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
I totally love this story. Can there be a part 2? Explaining what happened after prom?
SmileGirlX0X0 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

 Ha ha ha no Al. You would ignore me if I was yours. And when I would ask you what you wanted to eat you would ignore me, there for I would drop kick the TV you were watching to Matt's house then threaten to smash your balls into pasta, and call Matt a Canadian Bitch weave when he would call to ask why there was a TV in his yard.



Lunarwaves1234 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
Me: you have angered the beast matt be afraid...very afraid
Al:why should he be afraid of her
Me: she owns 100 guns and 25 knives plus she punched someone in the face and sent them to the hospital 
Al:well damn
Me: HAHAHAHAHAH you're screwed 
Artgrrl23 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Can I help?
Lunarwaves1234 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
Why of course
CrimsonShea Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Breakslover Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013
Fuck no! There is no way in hell I'm letting her go out with THAT guy. If he tries to take her virginity, I swear, I will kick him in the b-

That's me and my best friends relationship in one sentence. XD
MintBunnyRinnykins Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student Writer
Me: *giggles at f/n* she isn't my friend, she's my bitch. XD
Arthur: That wasn't polite, poppet.
Me: Quiet, Iggy. Go sit in the corner. *ties his leash to a hook in the corner*
Arthur: *sigh*
Me: I'm sorry, don't mind the puppy in the corner. XD
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